I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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