Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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