i always forget guys have bellybuttons
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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