Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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