You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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