you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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