Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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