k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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