I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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