My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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