Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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