i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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