He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
organizing the empties. That sober.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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