his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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You. Win. At. Life.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You ruined the universe
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