I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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