I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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