Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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