I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
tell me about the fingering
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