I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Sext me about skeletons
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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