For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
