were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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