There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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