her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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