i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
