You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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