i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
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Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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