Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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