I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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