If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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