god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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