He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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