Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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