I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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