Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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