Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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