Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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