Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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