Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
