my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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