If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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