help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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