i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
