If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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