love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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