Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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