Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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