i just wanna soil my oats bro
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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