before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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