States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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