They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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