im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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