It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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