yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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