some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Are my feet made of real feet?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
