umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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